Seriously Arbitrary

andreastreeter:

Consider this my full-fledged post-CBB celebratory freak-out post. (I hope this doesn’t come off as rude or anything… I’ve been keeping it secret since May and I finally have time to write something.)

ICYMI: a piece of my fan art (originally made for tumblr) was turned in to a real prop used on this past Friday’s Comedy Bang Bang! The production company sent me the book cover signed by Andy Daly. It was touched by the sweet mitts of both Andy and Scott Aukerman, and it was mere feet away from Rainn Wilson. Instant prized possession.

I have supplied a full photo of the back cover (I think someone wanted to see it?). It uses silly gibberish words.

I shall consider this my television debut. If anyone involved with the show ever sees this (hi Caroline!), thank you very very very much! It’s honestly the coolest thing to ever happen to me.

VIVA FAN ART. VIVA COMEDY BANG BANG.

ewareheim:

Dear Tim,

Thanks for your thoughts regarding our career and friendship. I often reflect back upon our chance union and body of work. I am amazed and impressed we made it this far. It was my dream to one day be creating something unfiltered, and from the heart, and us two Philly boys somehow…

bluepueblo:

Spring Waterfall, Iceland
photo via meghan

#nofilter (i’m guessing; Iceland is unbelievably pretty)

bluepueblo:

Spring Waterfall, Iceland

photo via meghan

#nofilter (i’m guessing; Iceland is unbelievably pretty)

I EXPLAIN MARCH MADNESS

robdelaney:

Hi Sport fans of Basketball!

March Madness is a wonderful American sports tradition where over 800 college basketball teams compete to see who is the maddest! It’s VERY mad and everyone from President Barack Obama down to the lowliest, most recent immigrant from Sierra Leone or Canada get into it BIG TIME. It’s pretty much the most American thing that happens every year, more American than eating an apple pie off of a space shuttle’s hood on Jesus Christ’s birthday. 

HOW DOES IT WORK! 

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michaelhartney:

This afternoon, my partner Turtle walked out of our apartment to grab a bite. Before he even left our block, a man called him “faggot” as he passed. Rather than let the guy get away with it, Turtle decided to confront this man about his hateful behavior. And he filmed it.

Notice how well Turtle handles himself in this video. No need to fight hate with hate; calling him “slick hair” is as hateful as Turtle gets (which is hilarious and awesome). He lets that ignorant clown have it with poise and decency. Not surprising, considering Turtle is the absolute best guy around and I couldn’t be prouder of him. 

Our neighbors saw this altercation, and told Turtle that this man has been harassing their thirteen year-old son for years, sometimes even calling him “faggot” while the kid was in recess at school with his peers.  They know who he is and where he lives.  They’ve been too scared for the kid’s safety to do anything about it.  But it’s going to end today.

Turtle called the cops and is going to file a complaint tomorrow morning. I don’t know what’s going to happen yet, but hopefully this jerk will learn that we’re not going to put up with this crap in our neighborhood anymore.  

On the bright side, this charmer is already in talks with DC Comics to illustrate Orson Scott Card’s Superman story. It’ll be the first comic book drawn completely in douchey hair gel.

HERO!

strle:

carlosbaila:

Marina Abramovic meets Ulay

“Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.”

“En los años 70, Marina Abramovic mantuvo una intensa historia de amor con Ulay. Pasaron 5 años viviendo en una furgoneta realizando toda clase de performances. En 1988, cuando su relación ya no daba para más, decidieron recorrer la Gran Muralla China, empezando cada uno de un lado, para encontrarse en el medio, abrazarse y no volver a verse nunca más. En 2010 el MoMa de Nueva York dedicó una retrospectiva a su obra. Dentro de la misma, Marina compartía un minuto en silencio con cada extraño que se sentaba frente a ella. Ulay llegó sin que ella lo supiera, y esto fue lo que pasó”

<3

averyhospitablewomb:


flying—changes:


making my way downtown

averyhospitablewomb:

flying—changes:

making my way downtown

jondaly:

OH, HELLO!
Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland play basketball with Hannibal Buress and J.B. Smoove on an all-new #KrollShow, TONIGHT at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central

jondaly:

OH, HELLO!

Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland play basketball with Hannibal Buress and J.B. Smoove on an all-new #KrollShow, TONIGHT at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central

earwolf:

Comedy Bang! Bang!: Best of 2012 Part 1

Another year has flown by, so what better way to celebrate than to revisit some of the best Comedy Bang Bang moments that YOU voted for! Special guest Paul F. Tompkins makes a rare appearance as he helps Scott Aukerman countdown numbers ten through six of the listener selected episodes of the year and some very special b-b-b-bonus clips. Stay tuned for Pt 2 to see which episodes made it to the top of the list!